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i want world peace but there are people i want to kill first
All You Need Is Love
RSSI am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.
#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
(Source: aliuqet)
(Source: mensroom)
“What is Chandler Bing’s job?”
(Source: queenlaurahale)
RAINBOW FISH. I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU SINCE I WAS SIX. I MISSED YOU, BUDDY <3
nobody can explain my love for rainbow fish
i used to have a rainbow fish coloring book
it came with sparkly crayons
#itsallcomingbacknow
i still have rainbow fish books
RAINBOW FISH <3333
(Source: forever90s)
A movie theatre you can cuddle in
or if you’re me and forever alone, a movie theatre where i can spread out and have a couch to myself and my food.
I mean, I’ll take either option
or have sex in
i mean wat
CAN U SEE MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
About All You Need Is Love
Kaitlyn: On my way to a college degree, figuring out life as I go
